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Posted on 26th Sep at 9:46 PM, with 1,880 notes
0nyour0wn:

whatthefranks:

sheyearnsfortheocean:

ITS OFFICIALLY SHARK WEEK Y’ALL 😍🌊

Uhm excuse me but where can I get your hat?

Oh hey Cheyenne. 😘
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0nyour0wn:

whatthefranks:

sheyearnsfortheocean:

ITS OFFICIALLY SHARK WEEK Y’ALL 😍🌊

Uhm excuse me but where can I get your hat?

Oh hey Cheyenne. 😘

Posted on 26th Sep at 9:44 PM, with 56,209 notes

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

Posted on 26th Sep at 9:42 PM, with 474,874 notes

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

Posted on 26th Sep at 9:40 PM, with 135 notes
thatonebl0nde:

I think I’m ready for the rave tomorrow
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thatonebl0nde:

I think I’m ready for the rave tomorrow

Posted on 26th Sep at 9:20 AM, with 130,153 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Posted on 26th Sep at 9:18 AM, with 74,147 notes

goddammitshinji:

obichan:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

Infomercials are how I’ve learned about americans and their society.

but u forgot the best

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Posted on 25th Sep at 11:46 PM, with 121,963 notes

skybound-soul:

timewillfly:

bingtoolbar:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

me neither but it definitely wasn’t this

skybound-soul
I’m cry

NOOOOOOOOOO

Posted on 25th Sep at 10:49 AM, with 739 notes

"Since I was eight years old this place has been like an old friend to me. We have all our inside jokes, and the songs that only we know. And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp and you end up just saying 'you had to be there'.”

Posted on 24th Sep at 10:40 AM, with 1,423 notes

sh-cam:

"I think I kinda maybe sorta possibly" [x]

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