fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

(via nightbeforelifegoesonn)


shouldnt:

imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

(via i-dont-givea-care)


tranquilsouls:

scumi:

most favorite quote of all time.

wow

tranquilsouls:

scumi:

most favorite quote of all time.

wow

(via boobzrgood94)


booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via boobzrgood94)


yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

(via mooorgasm)


guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

image

image

(via aheartthatneverleavesmecold)


unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

(via pairr-a-diceee)



queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

(via fideliusecrets)


(via mandasmash)


Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via orgasm)


anonymously message me 3 things you want to know about me



“i made these”

“i made these”

(via virginiawasteland)