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Posted on 21st Oct at 2:15 PM, with 22,898 notes
yesacceptance:

urbvn-vodka:

micachimba:

superdupergayy:

Brb i need air

oh

Damn ๐Ÿ˜

when i was first realizing i was gay, this was my fav gif

yesacceptance:

urbvn-vodka:

micachimba:

superdupergayy:

Brb i need air

oh

Damn ๐Ÿ˜

when i was first realizing i was gay, this was my fav gif
Posted on 21st Oct at 11:47 AM, with 45,458 notes

give me hickeys and tell me what you donโ€™t tell anyone else

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:47 AM, with 6,907 notes

spankmekissme:

Could really go for an intense make out session right now with wandering hands and heavy breathing and teasing and grinding and biting, that quickly turns into amazing sex with hair pulling and spanking and a hand around my neck and scratching and roughness and moaning and fuuck

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:44 AM, with 226,806 notes

youngblood-gunslinger:

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

THIS DOESNโ€™T FIT MY BLOG BUT SHIT I CANโ€™T NOT REBLOG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:43 AM, with 36,623 notes
Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

d0it4theratchetz:

barriz99:

Aye lets go ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ

Do it

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:42 AM, with 388 notes
auslanddd:

Fuck the haters ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒˆ
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auslanddd:

Fuck the haters ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒˆ

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:40 AM, with 14,657 notes
neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes
but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny. 
he just wants to hear how you’re doing far away at school and are you eating enough can he make you soup do you have a good coat it’s starting to get chilly out. 
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neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes

but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny.ย 

he just wants to hear how youโ€™re doing far away at school and are you eating enough can he make you soup do you have a good coat itโ€™s starting to get chilly out.ย 

Posted on 21st Oct at 11:40 AM, with 117,719 notes

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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Posted on 21st Oct at 11:39 AM, with 235,307 notes
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
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